Aries: stop jackin off
Taurus: hoe and not ashamed of it
Cancer: crybaby ass
Leo: BIG Bitch and u fuckin kno it. u love it dont u.
Virgo: ethereal and always SO busy
Scorpio: u are sleepy and powerful.
Sagittarius: probably like drinkin some healthy shit. u look good as hell too.
Aquarius: clean ur fingernails
Pisces: stop bein so stingy an love urself
oh my god when a story seems so fluffy and cliche and cheesy but you don’t have to do anything about it because it’s written by someone close to you so you have to bear it all
*turns into a tree to avoid responsibilities*
You’re too big for my head and
too heavy for my heart.
I want you out of my life.
Maybe the galaxy can make
a home out of you.
my god, I tried—
but what good is a home
that wouldn’t let anyone in?