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i used to be able to handle the Smooth and Elegant characterization of draco malfoy and have enjoyed on some level fic with this characterization but i can’t even enjoy it anymore, i just CAN’T, draco malfoy THINKS he is smooth and elegant but he is ACTUALLY a completely ridiculous and often totally incompetent human being who put an extraordinary amount of effort into a “potter stinks” campaign, spent a lot of time third year dramatically pretending to faint in front of an audience in the great hall, and got mauled by a hippogriff because he literally couldn’t hold off insulting the first breathing thing around for one minute of his life, an inability that also resulted in losing quidditch and getting the shit kicked out of him more than once because the child cannot fight and “talk shit get hit” is a foreign concept 2 him

can we picture him, bud, and croy making ~grotesque faces at harry across the entire great hall when rita skeeter’s article comes out before the third task, can u reconcile this with Elegant, Graceful, Sophisticated draco malfoy turning his nose up at, like, elements of interior design 

you are BUYING INTO HIS GAME don’t buy into this trash child’s game

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I hate when people ask questions during movies like do you not understand that the movie purposly doesn’t tell you things in order to build suspense

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give me reliable proofs where you guys think they dated pls

14 hours ago[189,245 notes]reblog
I’ve always loved the idea of not being what people expect me to be.
Dita Von Teese (via confusingmisery) ▴

haha oh god i knew that article was a fake because no other sources no anything and was just plain damn sentence/s. do they really have nothing to spare their time jfc if you have nothing leave tom and emma alone you bitches they are moving on and living with their own life stop messing them around when they just want to leave them be my god

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wow i totally fucking knew it


I love your url!

omg wow thank you??? xo

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lavender brown gets more hate for how she handles unrequited romantic feelings than snape does and i find that incredibly disturbing

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gender: ugly

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how come it seems so easy for you guys to let go of your connections with people who are worth it

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imagine if you woke up and your name was your url and you looked exactly like your icon

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I don’t quite know what I am yet. I’ve tried flipping coins, listening exclusively to french crooners, I’ve even had a brief hat phase but nothing stuck.

Submarine (2010), Richard Ayoade

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could you please hold this for a second *hands you my problems and runs away*